thestateonmtv:

Greta Gerwig: when I figure out what lesbians are it’s over for you hoes

(via annadelveys)

ghost-oakes:

ur a mean one

mr binch

(via thoughtsfromanenglishnerd)

bisexualscotty:

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

(via theantinero)

candygarnet:

claims to be pro sleep 

stays awake anyway

(via roseyhigh)